Dear Fried Chicken. There’s no one like you out there, in this cruel dirty world. When there’s no one to cuddle with you while watching a movie, you’re there for me. Fried Chicken, you’re the best friend anyone could ever ask for. You take a leap of faith for me and you’re the best listener when I have problems to share with you. They lied you know, dogs aren’t a man’s best friend. You are. You are fried chicken. That’s why you’ll always be, tragically beautiful.

Especially when you bring your best friend, Waffles.

(Source: fuckyeahcyrus, via inspectahradio)